Jeffy-isms

It's been awhile since I've posted anything. In fact, since I used to post once a day it seems like an eternity since my last post. We've been super busy with getting our house ready for showings, celebrating the 4th, celebrating our anniversary and working TONS. I don't have anything super exciting to post about but I have wanted to post a few Jeffy-isms for awhile. My amazing husband Jeff has so much going on in that brain of his he sometimes gets confused with the small details of life. Let me explain and be prepared to laugh!

1. We were watching a show awhile back on how to sell your house (this was before we even thought about putting ours on the market) Anyway these people had millions of little trinkets everywhere and the house was SUPER cluttered. So Jeff looks at me and says, "If they didn't have millions of tic-tacs everywhere their house would sell." I BUST out laughing and said, "Don't you mean NICK-NACKS instead of TIC-TACS...you eat tic-tacs!" Haha I LOVE my husband!

2. We recently purchased Mario Kart for the Wii. We were playing and Jeff says man BOUNCER is always in the way...I looked at him, again, and said don't you mean BOWSER? :)

3. I'm not sure how this next one came about in conversation, but we were at Jeff's old house where he lived with a bunch of guys. Anyway we were talking about something and Jeff was like ya well we had to so-der (that's how he pronounced it) it together. Everyone was looking around like what the heck is he talking about?!? I piped up after thinking for a moment and let everyone know he meant solder (in his defense that word IS spelled funny for how you say it)

4. He thought the "in" hair style was called a FRO-hawk no a faux-hawk.

5. Again right after we had purchased Mario-Kart for the wii Jeff was downstairs with my friends boyfriend and they were playing it. Well I came down and asked what they were doing. Jeff said they were playing the Grand Prick....he didn't know Grand Prix is pronounced Grand Pree.


Ok ok so I'm sure this blog will spawn some fights tonight, but with all the stress I've had lately between selling our house and work I need something to make me laugh. In Jeff's defense these things aren't something people talk about on a regular basis so I don't know why I would expect him to know them...but it does make me laugh :) I LOVE YOU JEFF!!